Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The P Dog @ Nite...

This is the tale of last Saturday night. it was valentines day

Many individuals, several incidents, a few parties, two broken hearts, and one road block once it was all said and done. No big deal really.

There was a party at the A-Lodge. A change of scenery, that would be cool! People got excited, i mean, it was valentines day. So they got drunk. Normal. And once shifts ended people began to make their way up canyon on to the party. This might have been when things started going wrong. According to Knotty Dreadlock Man (All names have been changed to protect the guilty) when he rolled outside with every intention of walking he came across Magazine Superstar Boy and his Photographer Sidekick chillin' in a running vehicle. "Can you drive." Off they went...

Oh no, wait! Things went wrong way before that. So i wake up at like ten thirty p.m. - like usual - and stroll up into the bar on my wake up and stroll around game. Will (one of the friendly local barkeeps) is all " don't come in here bare foot right now man, there is glass and blood and shit on the floor everywhere." i'm thinking what in the hell happened here? Turns out some drunken fools got into a fight up in there and, well, hurt each other. So J, the leader of the barkeeps, borrowed the keys, and pilots permission, for Be Radical's (thats a name) truck to drive one of the fighters someplace. Well some how those keys and said truck wound up in the hands of some other folks, see above.

Be Radical totally thought his truck got straight stolen and proceeded to notify the alta town marshal, who notified the county sherriff, who shut it down at the mouth of the canyon to catch the auto thief. Hence the road block. Good stuff right? Just wait.

The legendary Kay Nutered succeeced in breaking not one but two hearts this very same night. I will spare the details and say only that the ultimate climax came in the shower, there where three people there, and the nuter was getting wailed on, hard. Use you imagination.

Finally this dude Jim just like disappeared. But he reappeared so it was ok. He is kinda annoyed by everyone asking where he went. but still, What happened to you Jim???

Anyways, that was kinda wild but in the end it all worked out alright.

The End.

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